I smack him away. “Stop trying to avoid the question.”

“Fine. I wanted your father to like me, and I knew that wouldn’t happen if he thought of me as Prince I Drank The Bong Water.”

I narrow my eyes at him, and he starts to laugh.

“What?” he asks, shrugging.

“You can’t be serious.”

“I’m completely serious.”

“Then why are you cracking up?”

“Because it didn’t work! The whole time, your dad looked like he wanted to kill me—not that I can blame the man. If I were him, I wouldn’t be thrilled my daughter was dating me, either. Your mom, on the other hand…” He shakes his head. “When she let me into your hotel room, she made a point of telling me that she and your dad were leaving and we’d have the whole suite to ourselves. She actually winked at me. ”

“Sorry,” I say, cringing. “I hope she didn’t embarrass you too much.”

“Eh.” He shrugs. “You’re worth it.”

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  1. on 08 Feb 2013 at 12:12 pmBill Gates

    Thank you! Can’t wait to read the update!

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  2. on 08 Feb 2013 at 1:41 pmTwiteacher

    Oh my gosh! I can’t wait. I check multiple times a day just waiting for an update. Soon? Please! :)

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    Valentina reply:

    Hopefully this weekend. My son’s doing much better (he had the flu) so I should be able to finish it up.

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  3. on 10 Feb 2013 at 7:18 pmTwiteacher

    I got my sister hooked on this too. She asked if you send e-mails stating you updated. I laughed. Love that she is hooked. Hope your son feels better. :)

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  4. on 25 Feb 2013 at 8:17 pmSandra

    Just found this fanfic today! I love it!!!! Please write soon.

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  5. on 02 Mar 2013 at 11:10 amannah

    Hi – Hope everyone in your family is healthy now, and that the muse inspires you to finish this new chapter to your satisfaction! (Can you tell I’m subtly trying to hope that you will post REAL soon?)

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  6. on 13 May 2013 at 11:21 amKay

    I love this story! I think it’s so cheeky and well written. Love it! When’s the next update? :) Had to ask!

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