Unbeta’d and different from the one I sent in review replies.
I take a deep breath. “Let me get this straight. I’m a hypocritical bitch for being angry you threw up on me?”
“No. You’re a bitch for refusing to accept my apology for throwing up on you, you’re a bitch for reminding me I threw up on you every chance you get, and you’re a hypocrite because we both know that if I dared to react to your violation of my privacy the same way you’ve reacted to a tiny bit of vomit, you’d think I was a spoiled, self-entitled asshole. I’m willing to own my mistakes—I wouldn’t have shown up at your office the next to apologize. But if that wasn’t enough for you, too bad. I refuse to debase myself by groveling.”