“No, I was teasing you. I know exactly the sex act to which you are referring.”

I’d say I knew it in the biblical sense, but because I’d yet to actually perform said sex act, that statement wouldn’t be entirely accurate. In my real day-to-day life, my association with the act in question was more onanistic;  i. e., it was one of my favorite wank fantasies.
“I brought a bottle of Astroglide.” She flashed me her trademark I’m-up-to-no-good smile.

It was the smile that could make me do anything.

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to convince me to ditch the formal and stay in tonight.”

“Would you skip the evening’s social obligations if I let you fuck me up the ass?”

I tried not to get excited; after all,  she might be speaking in the hypothetical.  At the same time, if she hated the idea of going to the formal that much and were willing to negotiate, if anal sex were on the table—better yet, if anal sex were on my desk—could I be convinced to forgo the evening’s celebration in favor of a more private one?

The tightening in my nutsack gave me the answer—I most certainly could.

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  1. on 14 Jun 2010 at 11:44 amlovestoread24

    Oh good, butt sex from Edward’s POV !


    Colleen reply:

    I almost didn’t write it, but reviewers convinced me otherwise.


  2. on 14 Jun 2010 at 11:55 ambeegurl13

    I’m so happy you’re writing this. I’m just saying. :D It’s one of my favorite parts from AA5. I was DYING to know Edward’s thoughts through out this entire night, so I’m thrilled that we’ll get to find out. :D


  3. on 14 Jun 2010 at 12:06 pmpatty

    LoL Edward is obviously easy to negotiate with.
    So excited to see this from EPOV. Thanks for letting reviewers convince you ;)


  4. on 14 Jun 2010 at 12:27 pmMojitoMaven

    AHHHHHHH I’ve been waiting for this chapter since you wrote this scene in AA5. I feel like it is so pivotal and shows how far Bella would go to atone for the Thanksgiving Massacre. PLUS, we get to see them interact on his playing field. Can’t wait! So glad you decided to write it!


  5. on 14 Jun 2010 at 12:40 pmMary

    I love that you use the words “onanistic” and “nutsack” in the same thought.


  6. on 14 Jun 2010 at 1:26 pmElizabeth440

    Sooooo glad you decided to write it! It’s such a pivotal moment for them.


  7. on 14 Jun 2010 at 3:27 pmSHC92

    OMG I’m so happy you’re doing this! Yours was the first more realistic version of this type and Bella is still heavily in her penance stage, so I’m v excited to get EPOV of that.
    Will we see any of the Kate interaction at the formal?


  8. on 14 Jun 2010 at 6:53 pmeskimokiss

    Thanks for the teaser! I am so looking forward to this chapter! :)


  9. on 16 Jun 2010 at 12:39 ammelissa nadine

    what!?!!?!? there’s “Kate interaction” at the formal? man, i really wish i had read AA5 when it was up. i can’t wait to read this next chapter. all of the comments above have made me so nervous about what’s coming.