“I’m not sure what’s wrong with me. Actually, I know exactly what’s wrong with me, but I don’t want to bore you with my sob story about how the only woman I’ve ever loved callously dumped me on a holiday. I just want you to know that my bad attitude has nothing whatsoever to do with you. You seem very nice and genuine, and I can’t blame you for wanting to get the fuck away from me just now. God, how many times have I wished I could get the fuck away from me lately.”