Stolen Pleasures

If there was one thing I learned about Edward, it was that he was the kind of person who felt compelled to fix things. He was far too analytical to ever just listen. Instead, he’d pay careful attention, his mind actively taking notes even while his hands sat idly. He’d then embark upon a trademark brain-storming session, using his own model of problem solving not all that different from the scientific method. When it came to my relationship with Alice, he was clearly at a loss. In lieu of offering a solution, he settled for cheering me up by whisking me off to the beach house. As the Volvo sped down the Garden State Parkway, I wondered if this was a preview of coming attractions—if running was becoming the new solving. There’d be serious ramifications if we were to fall into the habit of favoring flight over fight.

“We can’t leave town every time someone disapproves of us.”

“Is that what you think we’re doing?”

“What would you call it?”

“Some private time with my girlfriend, whom I adore and only have a short time left of having at my disposal.”

“I’m at your disposal?”

“Well, more or less.” He smiled.

I rolled my eyes.

“My parents will probably join us on the weekend, but until then the house is all ours.”

I had a mental image of how we could spend the next few days —in bed, on the beach, in the pool, in the sand.

In the sand? I hated sand. A year ago, no one would have been able to convince me to attempt sex acts in sand. I smiled at the realization that being with Edward changed me in so many ways.

“Is that a good plan?”

“Yes, but that’s not why I was smiling. I just had a mini-epiphany,” I explained.

“Care to elaborate?”

“Being with you makes me want to do things I never thought I would. And I’m not just trying to appease you, though making you happy is certainly part of it. It’s that the appeal of certain activities increases exponentially in your company.”

“Certain activities?”

“You know what I mean,” I said, stroking his thigh.

He laughed. “As if there’s anything like that you haven’t done. By your own admission, you’ve done everything.”

“That may have been a slight hyperbole on my part. I wasn’t entirely comfortable with the conversation at the time.”

“Are you now?”

“Yes. Now I feel as if I could tell you anything.”


“You seem perplexed.”

“Well, I kind of am. I always felt I could tell you anything. There were just some things I didn’t want you to know, most of which you either figured out for yourself or I ended up telling you anyway.”

“There were things you didn’t want me to know?”


“Like what?”

He laughed. “Like I’d fall for that. None of it is a big deal, and all of it is fantasy-related.”

“As in sexual fantasies?”


“Do any of them involve me?”

“Bella, all of them involve you.”

“I can’t make them reality if I don’t know what they are.”

“Duly noted.”

A thought occurred to me. “You know, you could make one of mine happen right now. Ever hear of road head?”

“Are you suggesting…” His omnipresent blush intensified.

My hand squeezed him through his pants. “Yes. I want to suck you while you drive.”

“We’re in a convertible.”


“Anyone could see us. Your boobs could knock the car out of gear. Not to mention, I’ve only been driving for a couple of months, and I still have two probationary points on my insurance. I’m not experienced at either of the skills involved–”

“What skills?”

“Well, driving and…you know. I could jerk us off–”

“You could jerk us off while I did it?  Even better! I’m wearing a skirt, it’ll be easy.” I shimmied out of my panties and shoved them in the glove compartment.

“The road. I could jerk the car off the road. We’d end up in the bay. Even if didn’t die, we’d still get caught. Do you realize I only have a provisional driver’s license?”

“Nice to see someone was paying attention in Driver’s Ed,” I said, rolling my eyes. “I’ll be sure to let Mr. Banner know his scare tactics have been incredibly effective.”.

“For the record, the safety or lack thereof involved with receiving road head is not currently part of the Driver’s Education curriculum.”

He was flustered. It was cute.

“Well, if you don’t want me to go down on you-“

“Believe me, I want you to go down on me. I’m just afraid I’ll lose control and kill us both. Or we’ll both get arrested for committing a lewd act-“

“I’m sure there’s nothing lewd about sucking your cock. I’m actually kind of appalled we haven’t gotten around to doing that yet.”

“Try explaining that to the school board when they ask you to elaborate on your new-found criminal record.”

I hated it when he was right. “Fine. No road head.”

“Believe me, the issue is not with the act itself. I’m more than happy to let you do whatever you want to me, as long as it doesn’t place our lives or your job directly at risk.”

“Anything I want?”

“I’ll probably regret this later, but yes—anything you want. Did you have something else in mind specifically?”

“Well…no, but now that I know you won’t tell me no, I can be all sorts of creative.”

“Are you implying that what we’ve done thus far has been mundane?”

“Oh, if you only knew.” I reached over and squeezed his cheek. “And you will. Soon.”

His face was on fire, but still he smiled.. The corners of his mouth dimpled slightly and his eyes—though watching the road —were downcast in embarrassment. I couldn’t wait until we got to the beach house so I could corrupt him a bit more. I was going to hell, and I knew it. But since it was inevitable, I decided I might as well do it thoroughly.

Half an hour later, we pulled into the driveway of the beach house alongside a familiar red BMW.

I turned to Edward. “Rose?”

“Well, I can’t do anything about Alice. But I thought it would be nice for you to have a little reminder that you do have friends who love and support you.”

I leaned over the center console and kissed his cheek. “Thank you so much.”

“Hey, before you give me too much credit, I didn’t exactly sign up for an estrogen fest. Emmett is here, too. We should go find them. They’re probably waiting for us on the beach. I wasn’t expecting them to get here before we did.”

We went inside and dropped our bags in the foyer before we went to find Rose and Emmett. Edward led Emmett off to give him a tour and show him the surrounding neighborhood while Rose and I settled into lounge chairs by the pool. There were about five minutes of small talk before the Alice conversation came up.

“Look,  I know she said some awful things. And you have every right to be pissed. Shit, I’m pissed at her, too, and what she said about me was nothing in comparison to litany of swamp ass to which she subjected you. But did it occur to you that she came over to apologize?”

“That’s the thing—it doesn’t matter. Even if she had, she was probably sorry for what she said and not at all remorseful for what she thought. She has something of a filter; you know she censored herself at least a little. I don’t know how I can look at her without rehashing it—not yet, anyway. Have you spoken to since the other night?”

“Yes, actually. I told her  I thought she should exchange my dress for a size ten because I was planning on having a boob job between now and her wedding.”

I choked on my wine. “You didn’t.”

“How else could I handle it? I know I won’t be showing at that point, but my tits have already grown, and I fully expect to thicker around the middle even if I don’t have a discernible bump.”

“Did she believe you?”

“Well, she offered to help take care of me after the surgery, so I’m thinking she did. Though, she did go on for about five minutes straight about how my tits were already fabulous.”

“That is truly hilarious. And she’s right—they are.”

Rose smiled. “I think she’s just happy that I accepted her apology and was still willing to be in her wedding. So she now thinks I’m getting enlarged to DD cups. I probably could have gotten her to believe just about anything yesterday. I was half tempted to really mess with her and tell her Emmett was a post-op transsexual just to see how she’d react, but even I couldn’t be that much of a bitch.”

“I would have paid to see that.”

“So would Emmett. Anyway, I know it’s none of my business, but you really should hear her out.”

“I should do a lot of things. However, at the moment I’m going to blow all of them off and enjoy my last days with Edward before school starts.”

“I thought that was coming up. Lapsed into crisis mode yet?”

“I’m taking it as it come. He says he’ll be home on weekends. I don’t want him to miss out on the experience of being a college student and living on campus, but I’m way too selfish to discourage him from coming down to see me.”

“Now that is the smartest thing I’ve heard you say in a long time. Do you mind if I call Emmett and tell them to haul their asses back up here? I’m starving.”

Rose and Emmett left a few hours later, after Edward tried unsuccessfully to convince them to spend the night. I have to admit, I was happy they declined. I didn’t want to play hostess in Esme’s house; I just wanted to bask in the glory that was Edward.

The front door had been closed for  about five seconds before I fell to my knees and opened his pants, grasping his shaft in my hands before taking him into my mouth.

“Oh god,” he groaned, holding my head in his hands.

I worked him in out of me, squeezing the base of his cock with one hand while cupping his balls in the other. My eyes remained focused on his the entire time. As I drank what he offered, I realized I’d never needed another human being more than I needed him. On my knees with him in my mouth, I didn’t feel the power rush I usually got when giving head. I just felt him.

I decided not to analyze it. Being in the moment with Edward was more than enough for me.

It was everything.

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  1. on 30 Sep 2010 at 3:25 pmlisa89

    Is it bad that I don’t want Bella to resolve things with Alice?


  2. on 12 Nov 2010 at 10:17 amkng1986

    I don’t think Edward realizes how much he has changed Bella.


  3. on 25 Nov 2010 at 3:31 pmBooksgalore/Bookishqua

    Rose is absolutely hilarious. Loved her talk with Bella.


  4. on 29 Dec 2010 at 7:35 pmFancastride

    Gosh Bella slow down some.


  5. on 04 Jan 2011 at 8:05 pmSea4Me

    Awesome Rose, again!!


  6. on 17 Mar 2011 at 3:32 amNHJO100

    Frigging love me some Rose in this story….and I love how much B is changing now that E is in her life. What will college bring?? Hmmmm….on to the next I go…